DJG's Movie Morning Monday

The Machine Girl * * * ½
Directed by: Noboru Iguchi / 2008

Bloody revenge is a staple plot for many a movie, but "The Machine Girl" hoses down the screen in fantastical, side-splitting gore. Stupid-gruesome-awesome doesn't dig to the core much better than this one (well, maybe not as great as “Dead Alive”, “Planet Terror” or “Kill Bill”, among others). Just don’t watch it with children or if you have a weak stomach or weak humor.

-djg